OKAY! Redesigned the site a little bit, but I still haven't gotten around to changing the songs in those music consoles above. If you have any suggestions for good songs for the above consoles, e-mail me. Now, to clarify what site is under which name: Mechasam Productions (usually noted as RED) encompasses the following sites: SOTLA (Side of the Lake Anomaly), mechaMATRIX 2001, The Lakeside Anomaly (RPG series + more). Mechasam Enterprises (usually GREEN or BLUE) encompasses these sites: the Journal, the Life of Samson Drake, the Conspiracy site, the Ringtones site. That's all!
18 September 2004
It's not like I have regular visitors to this website, but I figure I'll try to maintain visitors to this website. It had occured to me, sometime in the past, that this website really has nothing substantial to give to users, other than music. Frankly, I'm sticking to music. There's not much I can put forth on this site, other than music. SO, enjoy my favorite songs. If you want drama, you can visit my custom-made, online journal here. E-mail me.
07 February 2004
Damn it's been forever -- how many times have I said that before. Since my last update in September '03, a lot has gone on, most of which you can read about in my new journal located here. I must warn you, though, my journal contains many things that may offend you. Though, you must understand I don't blaspheme people or their ideology, I simply expose the nature of stupidity and ignorance; unfortunately, the majority of the population in this culture is stupid and ignorant, so you might be offended... so don't click there :D
Also, I am very excited about this story I am currently gathering information for. I can't tell you much; in fact, I can't even tell you a synopsis because I don't want to risk losing this idea to someone who might want to steal it, but ... no, I won't say anything :o
02 September 2003
The new Mechasam website entitled Mechasam Enterprises is coming along nicely. I've basically merged the mechaMATRIX and Mechasam Productions into this new site called Mechasam Enterprises. It basically has the same layout the mechaMATRIX had. I've even got some new music consoles up for you to enjoy. Go ahead and click one... you know you want to.... Questions? E-mail me.
22 August 2003
Wow what a summer. I can't believe it went by this fast! Gah! College! Gah! College starts monday! Gah! Oh well. Anyways, I lost the freakin' password to my main account 'mechasam' under Tripod, but luckily i kept the mechaMATRIX password an obvious one (for me).
Anywho, aren't you glad I decided to update this page to let you know this website is still alive? I mean, c'mon, there's so much cool stuff here like... stuff. Expect a new look to Mechasam Productions; however, the mechaMATRIX will remain the same. E-mail me if you have any comments, questions, or suggestions.
9 May 2003
SCHOOL'S OUT!!!!!! NO MORE LAKESIDE!!! ONTO COLLEGE!!! ... maybe... WAHOOO!!!!!!! Heh, I'm only kidding, folks. I had some good times at Lakeside; I wish I had started this Lakeside stuff back in 9th grade. Imagine how much stuff this site would've had! Anywho, my senior trip is tomorrow (we meet at the airport at 4:45 A.M., ouch). Our Sr. trip will be in Los Angeles... in a beach house. Sad for you lonely individuals who never go anywhere....
Side of the Lake Anomaly episode II: Enter Mechasam is coming along very nicely and smoothly. So far, the maps and enemies are very amazing. I highly recommend obtaining a copy of the 2nd game. The 2nd game is waaaay better than the 1st; although it is more serious than the first, its still fun to play. In the 2nd game you play as Sam -- me -- and you get to journey to many different parts of the world and underworld. One area, Jezreel (Megiddo) is designed very nicely in the game. Plz check out the RPG section to view some screenshots. There are also different types of the same enemy such as skeletons, scheletros (advanced skeletons), electric scheletros, spectre skeletons, zombies, spectre zombies, mutant zombies, phantom zombies, and more! In case you were wondering, Satan X, Death, and the hybrids return in this game as well as a few other surprises.
A separate RPG will run alongside episode 2 of the SOTLA RPG series, it is called Mechasam: The Endowment and it will take you back to the 19th century when Gavros the magician and Sullivan the wendigo slayer first encountered Sorex (the one created Mechasam) and Mechasam. I feel these RPGs will get very interesting in the next few months....
29 March 2003
The first episode in the four-part SOTLA RPG series is completed. Email me on how to obtain a copy of the demo or final version. The SOTLA homepage is being updated with pictures of the second game in progress, Enter Mechasam. Read the synopsis there as well as the synopsis for the third game, Todeshande.
4 March 2003
Well, the Side of the Lake Anomaly homepage is constantly being updated. Go check that site out for some up-to-the-minute info on the SOTLA RPG series and some odd photos....
I've updated the mechaMATRIX with some new pictures. Go browse around....
28 February 2003
Well, the Side of the Lake Anomaly homepage is coming along quite nicely with a cute introduction, ambient colors, and a 'terminator' background-music theme ;) Here's something interesting: I'm creating a Lakeside Role-Playing Game (RPG). But it will not be available for download as the demo is 40MB in size. (I predict the actual game to be somewhere near 60-90MB.) Information on how to obtain a copy of the demo and final version can be found at the site. Here's the general plot of the Lakeside RPG entitled The Side of the Lake Anomaly: The Road From Perdition:
Sam and Kris, two loyal members of the Duo, encounter Hellish forces on Earth as they were about to leave their school, Lakeside. While trying to escape the school, demons and aliens began to run amuck the hallways, inhabiting the bodies of the all-ready-eccentric Lakesidians (Lakeside students) turning them into zombies and evolved zombies. Now, armed with weapons that fell to Earth from the world which collided with Earth, Sam and Kris make the long journey back to Lakeside in search of answers, in search of freedom, and in search of the road from perdition.
Battle Lakesidian zombies, germs, amoebas, faculty, and other out-of-this-world fiends, to claim re-ownership of a torn world, Earth. Travel through space and time to solve riddles, defeat area bosses to uncover secrets, and fight your own teachers to stop Hell from reaching further into the city. Fight Satan himself as you divulge yourself into the underworld and battle Death as you discover the truth about the world which has collided with Earth. Gain special sorcery powers as you progress into the game such as the power of prayer, holy flash, ice blast, and more! The world is depending on your every move, so make it a good one!
That is all the news for now. Remember, the Side of the Lake Anomaly is a mechaMATRIX presentation!
3 February 2003
Okay some items to discuss. I will not be uploading roms to mechaWEB, legal reasons, of course.
I've opened up the new home of the Side of the Lake Anomaly. Even if you're not a Lakesidian, check it out. So far, its just the quotes section thats up (and the quotes are kinda outdated).
Look for my blue business card in Clearwater!
Mecha-Gamma Productions will now be known as the Mecha-Gamma Alliance. I am currently working on a introduction which will counter the Manic Team! I was supposed to be their Flash designer, but oh well, business is business. Nothing personal to the Manic guys, I'll still design stuff if you want me to :)
Coming this summer will not only be Project Normandy, but Mental Defective will also be on the scene... doing stupid and crazy stuff.
That is all.
22 January 2003
mechaWEB is alive.... WeeeEEEEeeee! Go check out that TIGHT site and download some halfway-illegal stuff like emulatorz, file sharing programs, and romz (coming soon). I have put up some mp3s I mixed, but the description is the only thing there... I haven't uploaded my mp3s yet.
18 January 2003
I've added some more pics of me... not that anyone cares but I have to act like I'm doing something with these sites.
12.21.02
Some cool stuff has been added. Let's see.... I am moving all the Lakeside-related material off this webspace and moving it to http://mechasam.tripod.com/lakeside. There you will find all the Lakeside-related material including cool downloads! But all the In-Class Recordings tracks, quotes, stories, and all that stuff will be there, however the Side of the Lake Anomaly is still a mechaMATRIX presentation.
mechaWEB2K3 is coming along quite nicely with some gr8 rave songs as ambient background music. Project Normandy is now a mechaWEB2K3 event and will be officially open this summer. Project Normandy will not be a paintballing event as I had previously planned; it will now be a simple "hang-out" place on the island(s). I haven't decided whether or not to charge people for canoe rides :) I mean, me and two friends swam across shark-infested waters to get there... but we were lucky so I don't know if I want to endanger you people... eh... maybe :) Anyways, I predict mechaWEB will be open some time in March/April maybe even later because I plan on having lots of info there.
For those of you who may be confused with Mechasam Productions, mechaWEB, and the mechaMATRIX, let me just make an analogy for the wrestling fans: the WWE is Mechasam Productions, SmackDown is the mechaMATRIX, and RAW is mechaWEB2K3. If you don't get it -- or if you're not a wrestling fan -- Mechasam Productions encompasses both mechaWEB and the mechaMATRIX. + Peace +
12.11.02
Oh what I wouldn't give to be a Ronald McDonald statue.... (Check out the Girls, Girls, Girls section of the picture console to see Erika and... Mr. McDonald [dat pimp].) :)
11.23.02
Happy birthday to me! I'm 18 now... so like, I can do stuff... or somethin'. Quotes have been added. Also, mechaWEb2K3 is coming along quite nicely. Check it out.
Added some more sound icons. There are now eight Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes and two Jim Carrey quotes. I've also created a Flash menu which should ease navigation through the many sounds.
10.20.02
I've updated the sound icons page with some shibby sounds! Some Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes have been added to that section as well as two rap songs which you can use as your buddy icon (Eminem's Without Me and Nappy Roots's Headz Up). Impress your friends with my sound icons ;) Also, if you have a specific request for a sound icon, head on over to the sound icons page and read the info.
10.19.02
The mechaMATRIX has a cool, new, red look to it! I've also created a very impressive introduction for the mechaMATRIX.
More AIM sound icons have been added; click here. There are a few in-class recordings sound icons as well as some other various sound icons.... A few of my buddies have downloaded the sound icons and have expressed approval ;)
10.17.02
If you're brave enough... click here to listen to the Lakeside Anomaly: Twilight Nemesis Collection Vol. 0. It's quite disturbing.
Also, I've added something very cool to my website. Check out the sound icons for aim section to download some cool sound icons for AIM!! There is only one available for download, but give it time... I guarantee you will be laughing your... toosh off. Sorry, that was gay....
10.12.02
The Lakeside Anomaly: In-Class Recordings trilogy is almost complete! Volume III will be gracing the public realm shortly.... Wouldn't you just love to get your filthy hands on the In-Class Recordings CDs? Well, now you have that chance. E-mail me to find out how you can own a copy of the Lakeside Anomaly: In-Class Recordings TRILOGY! Trust me... the CDs are hilarious... so says the Trio (Sam, Kris, The Mader). Will the In-Class Recordings cease to exist after the Trilogy is completed? Heck no! There will be a Volume -III, -II, and -I... the Negative Trilogy is closer than you think.... :)
10.04.02
I've updated the In-Class v3 console.... Kris and I steal an ice cream truck and try to outrun the police! Funny stuff right there! Anyways, I've added one chick pic to the "Girls, girls, girls" and "Lakesiders" section. Go check her out... I mean, go check out the pic... er, just go there.
10.01.02
Sadly, another In-Class console has been added; click here to listen. You can now witness the second demise of Kris and me in this incredible, hilarious police chase scene... taken after a long day at school! This final chapter concludes the ever-so-funny Lakeside Anomaly: In-Class Recordings trilogy. Enjoy!
09.27.02
I've added another Lakeside Anomaly: In-Class Recordings Vol. II console. Just click on the In-Class v2 console and get ready to laugh your keister off! (More quotes have been added.)
09.22.02
The Lakeside Anomaly: In-Class Recordings Vol. 2 console has been uploaded. Click that link to hear more of the anomaly! :) Also, the only downloadable volume you may download is volume 1. I won't be adding any more downloadable tracks due to lack of bandwidth and space. This same dilemma goes for the consoles above: I won't be adding another Lakeside Anomly console (until I get a dotCOM domain, that is). E-mail me your thoughts on a dotCOM website!
Also, a new chick pic has been added.... Head on over to da pic page to drool over the sizzlin' hot ladies... only at Mechasam Productions: the mechaMATRIX ;) (Ladies, think you're hot enough to grace your picture on my website... e-mail me and find out!)
09.21.02
I have spruced up the mechaMATRIX quite a bit! If you'll notice a few lines above, I've added two new consoles: Console2K2-b- and Lakeside Anomaly: In-Class Recordings Vol. 1 (if you would prefer to download all the tracks of the In-Class Recordings Vol. 1, please go to the Lakeside Anomaly section and do so; however, some downloads require a password -- this prevents people I do not know from downloading it).
At the Mechasam Productions intro site, I've also updated the introduction movie with new music and a new, blue look! (Mechasam Productions encompassees the mechaMATRIX and mechaWEB2K3.)
09.17.02
It might be in your best interest to check out the Lakeside Anomaly section.... I've added special in-class audio to go along with the great quotes Kris collects. The September 16 audio files are not password encrypted, however the rest will be. The only way to find out the password for each date is to e-mail me.
09.07.02
I've gotten some pretty good responses from people who have viewed those stories.... More should come by the end of this or next month. Also, more Lakeside quotes have been added. They keep getting funnier and funnier! Thanks, Kris, for writing them down! Click here to e-mail him.
Also, would you like your site advertised on mine (and vice-versa)? Well, below is a copy-and-paste code that you can put anywhere on your site that will advertise my site on yours. All you have to do is e-mail me your site URL and agree to have this small icon (less than 25K) on your site! Highlite the entire code below, click edit, select copy, and then select paste (CTRL+V) to put the ad in your site.
This is what the advertisement looks like:
09.04.02
I've finally gotten around to adding the ever-so-popular Lakeside stories to the Lakeside Anomaly section. Please go there and read the stories! Currently, there are three: "The Government Class," "Government Man Versus Samurai Bob," and "Screams of the Amityville High School."
08.28.02
Sadly, more Lakeside quotes have been added. Some are hilarious, others are just plain odd and depressing. lol.... ::starts bawling::
08.27.02
Because I somehow lost my password for my guestbook, I was forced to create a new guestbook :( But I won't get rid of the old guestbook; I'll leave it up for viewing purposes until the place where I got the guestbook shuts it down. So if you've already signed the guestbook, you might want to sign the new guestbook.
There are more Lakeside quotes coming soon!
08.11.02
Mechasam Productions: the mechaMATRIX has just become even more humorous! I've added more Lakeside quotes. Also, in addition to the Lakeside Anomaly, I have created a Funny Conversations section! See what exactly goes on when I talk/chat with my friends... and you will laugh!
08.09.02
Mechasam Productions: the mechaMATRIX has just become humorous! Check out the Lakeside Anomaly section to check out some odd, funny and scary quotes from teachers and students at the school I go to. My friend Kris G. has compiled a list... well, just go here!
08.08.02
Added more pics. I've added three pics of some girls I know that have agreed to put them on the site. Fellas, enjoy! Only the best at Mechasam Productions ;) I'll prolly be adding more pics of some of my fem-friends as soon as they get their pics scanned or developed.
08.06.02
Added more pics. Go check them out. You will find pictures of my most recent vacation in Tennessee, however I did not scan every single pic I took on that trip... I took five rolls worth of pics! I only put a few in the pics section to conserve space and bandwidth, that's why I spread my pics out among my other Tripod names. If I had all of my pics in this tripod directory, it would say "Sorry, this site has reached its bandwidth limit..." which I'm sure some of you have encountered before.
07.10.02
Added new pics in the pics section. While there, you can also view the scenic pics where Project Normandy was going to take place.
07.08.02
Project Normandy is cancelled upon my wishes. I got tired of creating Flash introductions, scripts, the whole nine yards for people who don't care about it. If you think I'm going to lift a finger to those who could care less, you are sadly mistaken.
06.30.02
Project Normandy is a paintballing event which will eventually take place on an island in the Clearwater beach area. More information on Project Normandy can be found at http://projectnormandy.tripod.com. If you would like to become a member of Project Normandy, please e-mail me; but, remember, you must live in the Clearwater area and you must provide your own paintball gun.
How did this so-called paintball-island project get started? Well, I swam to an island with Robyn and Kris -- a few friends of mine -- and the idea just came to me. Think about it -- how fun would it be to go paintballing on an island! But that's just the beginning! The paintball matches will be capture-the-flag themed and the team playing offense has to canoe to the island where the opposing team is holding the flag. It's somewhat like Normandy beach during WWII. Hence, the name Project Normandy.
I have resurrected clan KRS. Click here to go there!
05.25.02
School is almost over and I can NOT wait! I've added more pictures in the pics section. I've also added some scenic pictures of Niagra Falls.
Also -- in unrelated news -- ID Software announces, yet again, the slow creation of Doom III. Yes, I am as excited as you avid Doom fans are. I've been a loyal fan for many years... just check out my Doom Site. Even though I have stopped updating, you may still view the page and download my projects for Doom II. And still speaking of Doom, Doom III will feature mind-blowing graphics (GeForce3) and will require much CPU power to play it.
Prom pics have been added. You know where to go. I don't even know why I do this; it's not like people actually regularly visit my site.
05.22.02
Ah sweet.... My car, that is. Check out my new pic over at the pics section. Oh yeah and I also uploaded a pic of my scruffy dog that hates everyone, Nemo. I will have to ask my prom date if I can upload the prom pics on here.... For the girls, you can say "awww," but as far as the guys are concerned, you can stare in awe at the hotness that my date possesses.... Go ahead, say it: "You're the man, Sam."
Mother's Day 2K2
I've added yet another music console for your listening pleasures. I have also created a movie introduction specifically for those who may have troubles in their life, or those who are just sad and depressed for the majority of the day. Please, click here and know that there's hope.
04.28.02
Haven't updated in a while.... I've been working on some stuff at home (projects, TV stuff, and yeah I do have a life). I hooked up my TV to my computer, it's pretty cool. Anyways, I've added yet another music console: the Mix Console. This particular music console will take a while to load since I decided to make the sound quality better than the others. I'm thinking about adding a music request poll.
04.14.02
mechaMATRIX has been spruced up a little bit. Browse around the sections and see what I mean. Also, if for some reason you're stupid or not right in the head and can't see the Dooda Johnny menu up above, please direct your eyes below the mechaMATRIX graphic and you will see it, clear as day. Click on the "Exit mechaMATRIX" button to exit the mechaMATRIX.
04.10.02
I'm sure you've all ready noticed the Dooda Johnny "craze." The Dooda Johnny comic series started when I was in the eighth grade. Some of my friends know about the comic, but those of you who have no clue what DJ is, I will tell you: DJ is a stick figure. He has a bunch of cool weapons and always gets into trouble. Even when he goes on vacation, he runs into his foes; and his foes have no reason to dislike DJ! The series is finished, as well as "The Return of the Dooda" and "Neon" (a future-DJ series); and all I have to do is scan the issues, which may take a while. Let me know if you think that uploading comic issues is a good idea!
04.07.02
I've added the comic section which will be finished in a few weeks. The section features the "Dooda Johnny" series I've spent countless class periods working on :) The first issue was created when I was in the eighth grade! I'm in the eleventh grade now. Also, I've added some pictures to the pics section -- mainly the pictures of some of my chick friends :) Enjoy, fellas.
Easter 2K2
O.K. Here's a few items of interest: 1) I've added two music consoles (WWF Entrance Themes and Jazz music). The cool thing about these consoles is that you can have these open for as long as you like while still surfing the web, go ahead and try it out. 2) Some pictures have been added in the pics section. 3) If I know you, and you have a scanner or all ready have scanned pictures, e-mail me and I will add them to the pics section... no charge! No charge? What am I saying... get a hold of yourself, Sam....
03.03.02
The mechaMATRIX is back! What's new? Nothing really. Just browse around the sections using the navigational table on the left to see if anything is new. Also, the news updates below are void. Meaning that whatever links are found below are not working or are out of date.
01.11.02
Wow it has been so long since I've updated. I'm not even sure if my site has regular visitors! But as you can see, from the looks of my guest book, many of my visitors are females... which is cool. What can I say, I'm a chick magnet; but anyways, I'm hoping to re-open my Half-Life: Counter-Strike clan Killers' Recon Station (the alliance) over the summer (that link will take you to the KRS homepage; the CS clan lasted for a long time and was doing quite well while gaining popularity in TampaBay HL servers). There are no promises as of now, but something tells me it will revive.
